ANOTHER MHnC Meme

[Bishiglomper]

Maybe we should make a whole subforum devoted to these? ...Ah well, here's another! I'll fill mine out in the next post. For now, here's the blank.

Choose 10 MHNC OCs, or if there's not that much, some of the taken canon characters. (If you're not comfortable with BSing someone else's OCs... Deal with it. XD) orpicksomeoneelse,whatever.

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2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.


4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their place. What happens?

9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who do you choose, 1 or 6.

2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in. What is their reaction?

3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue: 10, 2 or 7.

1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?

3 has to marry wither 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get them back?

6 and 1 are in mortal danger! Only one of them can survive, does 6 save themselves or 1?

8 and 3 go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

5 is in an accident and horribly injured. What does 9 do?

Tag the next person.

[Bishiglomper]

1. Saaya
2. Riku
3. Cat
4. Masaharu
5. Akina
6. Ado
7. Zellse
8. Kagoko
9. Renjiro
10. Orihime


4(Masaharu) invites 3(Cat) and 8(Kagoko) to dinner at their place. What happens?
Oh probably something very pleasant! Maybe some tea and a nice conversation~ And they'd totally make plans to do it again. <3

9(Renjiro) tries to get 5(Akina) to go to a strip club.
OMG. XD Why Renjiro would even GO to a strip club, let alone try to take Akina is beyond me. If anything, Akina would be more likely to have taken him to lighten him up, in my opinion.


You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who do you choose, 1(Saaya) or 6(Ado).
Hmmmmmmmmm, cute little fail HUMAN or scaryashell powerhouse arrancar? I think I'm sticking with the cute, kthx. Somehow I can't see Ado taking well to a pillow fight. D: He'd whack my head off. And that's if he DIDN'T mean to!


2(Riku) and 7(Zellse) are making out. 10(Orihime) walks in. What is their reaction?
.....*DIES* Ok, let's say Riku tripped and his face landed on Zellse's. Before Zellse realizes this and tries to nom his face off, Orihime would walk in, gasp OMG...INCESTYAOI? and faint on the spot from bloodloss.

3(Cat) falls in love with 6(Ado). 8(Kagoko) is jealous. What happens?
...WTF ARE YOU ON, CAT!? I mean, I know he's sexy and all but not counting the man is twice your age.... XD And Kago-chan!? ...Wow, I guess Ado's JUST that sexy. To have two mild mannered cute girls pining after him.


4(Masaharu) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue: 10(Orihime), 2(Riku) or 7(Zellse).
...Wait I think that's switched, can it be Zellse that jumps me? 'cause then all THREE of them can save me! ...and frankly, out of all those I'd rather be saved by Masaharu. Or Riku but I'd feel bad if he got hurt on my account. ;~; Orihime's awesome and all but I doubt she has the skills to get me away from danger. She's just good at blocking it. XD

1(Saaya) decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
MASS CHAOS... Or just something very messy. By the end of 15 minutes, the poor child would probably be covered in whatever food she was preparing and things would be burning. Or already on fire.

3(Cat) has to marry either 8(Kagoko), 4(Masaharu) or 9(Renjiro). Who do they choose?
I'm sure Cat likes Kagoko but she doesn't swing that way. In which case.. Masaharu is very sweet but would politely turn her down ('cause we all know he keeps his preference a mystery) And in WHICH CASE Cat would try her hardest to marry Renjiro. Which works out for her 'cause it'd be the closest she'd get to her real crush.


7(Zellse) kidnaps 2(Riku) and demands something from 5(Akina) for 2's(Riku) release. What is it?
That liar, he wouldn't release him! He'd have him right where he wants him! Though being the conniving ass that he is, he'd probably have Akina fork over something that would add to the chaos.

Everyone gangs up on 3(Cat). Does 3(Cat) have a chance in hell?
Ev-EVERYONE!? OMG. D: If it were just Akina her only worry is that she'd be SMOTHERED to death. But if all the scary people ganged up on her too, she'd be done for. Done like a POTATO.


Everyone is invited to 2(Riku) and 10's(Orihime) wedding except for 8(Kagoko). How do they react? Awwww wait why is Riku marrying Orihime? ORIHIME YOU CHEATER. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MARRYING THE QUINCY. Shame on you. D: And Kagoko would be sad.

Why is 6(Ado) afraid of 7(Zellse)?
..I DON'T KNOW. Maybe he's afraid by keeping a buffao behind him, he's gonna ram his head up his ass one of these days. They may be stubby, but those horns would hurt like a sonuvabitch. Either that or maybe Zellse has fleas.

1(Saaya) arrives late for 2(Riku) and 10's(Orihime) wedding. What happens and why were they late? Saaya would enter the hall tripping over her own feet much like her own favorite entrance. And then she'd run over to Orihime BAWWing and saying she's oh so glad she left the Quincybuttfase for someone much nicer. (Not) And she'd be late 'cause she can't ride her bike fast enough. For if she used hirenkyaku they Quincy spirits of doom would get her.

5(Akina) and 9(Renjiro) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Fun! Akina and I would have a boob comparing competition and torture Ren until he started having fun. XD

9(Renjiro) murders 2's(Riku) best friend. What does 2(Riku) do to get them back? OMG POOR RIKU. D: Doesn't he go through enough!? He had to murder the only thing keeping him sane!? REN YOU BASTARD. If Ren murdered Masa, Riku would probably have to try to kill him. And chances are he'd end up dying anyway. ;o;

6(Ado) and 1(Saaya) are in mortal danger! Only one of them can survive, does 6(Ado) save themselves or 1(Saaya)? Oh hell. Ado's more than capeable of taking care of himself. He wouldn't give a crap about the fail human. If it were just a question of being able to run though, Saaya could do it. Otherwise chibi's fucked.

8(Kagoko) and 3(Cat) go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do? They'd go and try to find food. But being souls I'm sure they could last a few days without some just fine.

5(Akina) is in an accident and horribly injured. What does 9(Renjiro) do?
Ren would save her! And take her to yonbantai. Simple as that.

Tag the next person.

[Suigintou]

1. Uryuu
2. Nicciele
3. Riku
4. Zellse
5. Renjiro
6. Ado
7. Sayuki
8. Hanatarou
9. Gin
10. Mishelle

4 (Zellse) invites 3 (Riku) and 8 (Hanatarou) to dinner at their place. What happens?

...Oh my. Zellse, what have we discussed about Riku not being noms? I TOLD you this! He's NOT NOMS! And neither is Hanatarou, he's much too cute and faily and innocent!

9 (Gin) tries to get 5 (Renjiro) to go to a strip club.

Fairly certain Ren would refuse outright and then report the fact that Gin showed up at all to his taichou...though I doubt anyone would believe him when he said the circumstances.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who do you choose, 1 (Uryuu) or 6 (Ado).

HMM, I WONDER. Oh, Quincyman~ you've got a gueeeeeeeest~ fuhaha.

2 (Nicciele) and 7 (Sayuki) are making out. 10 (Mishelle) walks in. What is their reaction?

....Disregarding that this would NOT HAPPEN, Mishelle would kill Sayuki on the spot. In response, Nicciele would kill her, though. He didn't especially like her, anyway. Not that he especially likes anyone.

3 (Riku) falls in love with 6 (Ado). 8 (Hanatarou) is jealous. What happens?

...................I have no words for this. Sorry.

4 (Zellse) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue: 10 (Mishelle), 2 (Nicciele) or 7 (Sayuki).

...Well then. The arrancar he works with, the arrancar he works FOR, or the failiest character in the RP? Uh...URYUUUUUUU, COME SAVE MEEEEEEE!

1 (Uryuu) decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?

He's got a fancy and probably foreign dish off to a very good start, because he's actually very good at cooking - what's so surprising? He can sew, you know.

3 (Riku) has to marry either 8 (Hanatarou), 4 (Zellse) or 9 (Gin). Who do they choose?

Escape from Soul Society.

7 (Sayuki) kidnaps 2 (Nicciele) and demands something from 5 (Renjiro) for 2 (Nicciele)'s release. What is it?

I'm not sure how she'd even be able to go about that ANYWAY without being violently murdered, but...uhh...she has a secret crush on Ren, y'know...but seeing as Ren wouldn't WANT Nicciele released (except maybe to Soul Society), she's not likely to get anything from him.

Everyone gangs up on 3 (Riku). Does 3 (Riku) have a chance in hell?

Of course. He's a vizard. Of course, he wouldn't have much of a chance if Nicciele was involved...but he'd at least be able to run away, provided the arrancar weren't in too much of a mood to chase.

Everyone is invited to 2 (Nicciele) and 10 (Mishelle)'s wedding except for 8 (Hanatarou). How do they react?

He's not interested in an arrancar wedding anyway...though a bit surprised that arrancar have weddings. The wedding is only in Mishelle's head anyway, but no one told him that.

Why is 6 (Ado) afraid of 7 (Sayuki)?

EWWWWWWWWW GIRLCOOTIES - I mean, uh, maybe he's intimidated by her powers of fail. Not likely, though. He's probably just acting mock-scared to make fun of her.

1 (Uryuu) arrives late for 2 (Nicciele) and 10 (Mishelle)'s wedding. What happens and why were they late?

The wedding is in Mishelle's head, so she probably kills him...but he was late (and by less than a minute!) because he was making her a wedding dress far superior to the pathetic skills of whoever made hers!

5 (Renjiro) and 9 (Gin) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

What, is this after the strip club?

Ren falls asleep, and Gin drunkenly rambles on and on about how he used to get drunk with Rangiku, but she was much more fun company.

9 (Gin) murders 2 (Nicciele)'s best friend. What does 2 (Nicciele) do to get them back?

Nicciele doesn't have any best friends...but if he did, this wouldn't be that surprising. He'd continue working against Aizen; revenge against Gin would naturally go along with that, since Gin works so closely with him.

6 (Ado) and 1 (Uryuu) are in mortal danger! Only one of them can survive, does 6 (Ado) save themselves or 1 (Uryuu)?

HMM, I WONDER. He'd save himself, of course, though Uryuu's quite capable of saving HIMself too.

8 (Hanatarou) and 3 (Riku) go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Go back to Seireitei. Hanatarou wouldn't be willing to kill any Rukongai-animals for food!

5 (Renjiro) is in an accident and horribly injured. What does 9 (Gin) do?

Accident? Then why is Shinsou so bloody, and what's with that satisfaction in Gin's smirk?

TAG, NEXT PERSON.

[Toboe]

1. Ichigo
2. Diran
3. Riku
4. Zellse
5. Ado
6. Nicciele
7. Masaharu
8. Renjiro
9. Kon
10. Katsue


Zellse invites Riku and Renjiro to dinner at their place. What happens?

Zellse tricks Renjiro into the oven; Riku leaves before dinner is served.

Kon tries to get Ado to go to a strip club.

Ado guts Kon and burns down strip club to show his superiority.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who do you choose, Ichigo or Nicciele.

Nicciele. I would rather die than have to sleep in the same closet as Rukia.

Diran and Masa are making out. Katsue walks in. What is their reaction?

Katsue probably screams rape on Masa's behalf and attempts to stab Diran, only to be shoved in a trashcan and tossed down a large hill.

Riku falls in love with Nicciele. Renjiro is jealous. What happens?

Nicciele kills them both; he doesn't believe in love or jealousy.

Zellse jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue: Katsue, Diran or Masaharu.

Doesn't matter, we'd both be screwed.

Ichigo decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?

Kon is trying to figure out how to make instant noodles...

Riku has to marry wither Renjiro, Zellse or Kon. Who do they choose?

Kon. Killing him isn't considered murder, just malicious destruction of property.

Masa kidnaps Diran and demands something from Ado for Diran's release. What is it?

Does it matter? Ado doesn't care for Diran nor does he have the army of fluffy bunnies Masa demanded.

Everyone gangs up on Riku. Does Riku have a chance in hell?

*Riku chooses Mudkip* Yes, yes he does.

Everyone is invited to Diran and Katsu's wedding except for Renjiro. How do they react?

Renjiro writes a stern and formal complaint to the wedding planner.

Why is Nicciele afraid of Masa?

Masa as a child killed fish... lots and lots of fish.

Ichigo arrives late for Diran and Katsu's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Ichigo gets no cake. He was late because of finding this in his closet... calum-the-angel.deviantart.com/art/Bleach-Crack-Strip-2-94023552

Ado and Kon get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

*Uses Kon as a molotov cocktail and throws it at Ado.* GET THE F*** OFF OF MY LAWN! >O

Kon murders Diran's best friend. What does Diran do to get them back?

Diran locks Kon in Nicciele's bathroom.

Nicciele and Ichigo are in mortal danger! Only one of them can survive, does Nicciele save themselves or Ichigo?

Do I really have to answer this? Sorry Ichigo.

Renjiro and Riku go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Riku kills Renjiro in his sleep and converts to cannibalism.

Ado is in an accident and horribly injured. What does Kon do?

Nothing, whatever accident caused such injury to Ado would have resulted in Kon's destruction along with the rest of the city.

[Aki Sora]

My turn!

1. Nicciele
2. Zellse
3. Katsue
4. Renjiro
5. Kagoko
6. Nuube
7. Diran
8. Masaharu
9. Akina
10. Mishelle


4 ( Renjiro ) invites 3 ( Kat ) and 8 ( Masa ) to dinner at their place. What happens?
There's nice conversation, no altercations, some tea and some sweets. Fun night! ^_^

9 ( Aki ) tries to get 5 ( Kago ) to go to a strip club.
Somehow... I can see this happening. I feel for poor Kago-chan though. She'd probably faint from bloodloss at the sight of near-nude, non-injured men.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who do you choose, 1 ( Nicciele ) or 6 ( Nuube ).
D: Why those two?! I'd rather stay with Nicciele. He'd kill me faster than Nuube would. She'd just annoy me to death. e__o

2 ( Zellse ) and 7 ( Diran ) are making out. 10 ( Mishelle ) walks in. What is their reaction?
Ahaha! They probably be in the room Mishelle was planning to nap in and she'd kill them both for being in her room since that's the only place she'd nap.

3 ( Kat ) falls in love with 6 ( Nuube ). 8 ( Masa ) is jealous. What happens?
Pfft! Kat doesn't swing that way. Nuube wouldn't care and if, somehow, Kat ended up in Nuube's clutches, Masa would save her, but he wouldn't be bothered by the love ( if there was one ).

4 ( Renjiro ) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue: 10 ( Mishelle ), 2 ( Zellse ) or 7 ( Diran ).
I'm fucked then. Mishelle would just sleep. Zellse may try to nom me. And Diran doesn't seem like th-- Wait... RENJIRO?! ALY! YOUR SHINIGAMI'S TRYNA JUMP ME! D8

1 ( Nicciele ) decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
The entire audience and show staff are decapitated and he is enjoying a glazed duck alone with a glass of wine.

3 ( Kat ) has to marry either 8 ( Masa ), 4 ( Renjiro ) or 9 ( Aki ). Who do they choose?
Well, Masa would kindly decline and Aki's definitely out of the question ( with the boobs and same ladybits as Kat and all ). So, Renjiro! It's your lucky day!

7 ( Diran ) kidnaps 2 ( Zellse ) and demands something from 5 ( Kago ) for 2's release. What is it?
Kago-chan would probably go: Heke? -headtilt- Who's that? Aaaand since he's an arrancar, she'd probably give nothing. Who comes out a loser? Diran! -shot-

Everyone gangs up on 3 ( Kat ). Does 3 have a chance in hell?
OAO Poor Kat!! Someone send the Rokubantai fukutaichou to her rescue!!

Everyone is invited to 2 ( Zellse ) and 10 ( Mishelle )'s wedding except for 8 ( Masa ). How do they react?
Mishelle does not like this pairing and would like to be excluded, kthnx. But Masa may be sadfase 'cause weddings are lovely and he wanted to see ( despite the fact that it's two arrancar ).

Why is 6 ( Nuube ) afraid of 7 ( Diran )?
'Cause 7 ( Diran ) 8 ( Masa ) ate 9 ( Aki ). OAO -whaps Diran- No eating the dark-skinned punyu-punyu! D< And Nuube wouldn't be afraid. If anything, she'd attach herself to him and claim boyfriendness.

1 ( Nicciele ) arrives late for 2 ( Zellse ) and 10 ( Mishelle )'s wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Again, Mishelle doesn't like this pairing. And Nicciele wouldn't be late, he'd just never show because such a display is idiotic and to THINK that he'd attend something as trivial as a wedding is an insult on his character. In short, he just doesn't give a fuck.

5 ( Kago ) and 9 ( Aki ) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
AKINA WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY INNOCENT ONE?! D8 You're the naughty one for a REASON! But I'd let them crash at my place and tend to Kago-chan's hangover while I let Akina bask in hers.

9 ( Akina ) murders 2 ( Zellse )'s best friend. What does 2 ( Zellse ) do to get them back?
Does Zellse even have a best friend? O.o Nonetheless, it'd probably someone he claimed was his best friend, but he really didn't care. Though he may try to kill Aki-chan for the hell of it.

6 ( Nuube ) and 1 ( Nicciele ) are in mortal danger! Only one of them can survive, does 6 ( Nuube ) save themselves or 1 ( Nicciele )?
The question should be, would Nicciele kill Nuube for being near him? She is in Aizen's ranks. But both are more than capable of escaping mortal danger.

8 ( Masa ) and 3 ( Kat ) go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Go back home and get some, then resume the trip. Maybe Masa-kun would try to get Riku to come along, but upon hearing that Kat had invited Aki-chan, he'd decline 'cause he doesn't want to see her again. Hehe, is almost a Yoruichi/Byakuya type thing with those two! ...almost...

5 ( Kago ) is in an accident and horribly injured. What does 9 ( Aki ) do?
Oh, the IRONY! Aki-chan would take Kago-chan to Yonbantai. Once Kago-chan was well, she'd get a kind scolding from Mommy-taichou.

Next person go! -coughALYcough-

[Toboe]

I had to do it again. XDD It's so fun.

1. Riku
2. Hanataro
3. Nicciele
4. Diran
5. Nuube
6. Masa
7. Gin
8. Ado
9. Cat
10. Zellse


4 (Diran) invites 3 (Nicciele) and 8 (Ado) to dinner at their place. What happens?
Uhh... well, Nicciele would probably ask Diran what the hell he was doing inviting him to dinner considering they technically live together. As for Ado, I am not too sure he'd show up; though there is free food....

9 (Cat) tries to get 5 (Nuube) to go to a strip club.

If Cat were to ever go to a strip club, let alone invite an arrancar, she'd probably have little trouble with someone like Nuube. Nuube would probably go into an uncontrollable giggle fit until her eyes burst from her head because of her inability to breath, leaving Cat with the bill and an odd story.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who do you choose, 1 (Riku) or 6 (Masa).

Awww, hard choice, but I'd have to go with Masa. I wouldn't want to bother Riku and Masa is just so damn adorable XD

2 (Hanataro) and 7 (Gin) are making out. 10 (Zellse) walks in. What is their reaction?

Zellse would probably try to figure out who the hell made such a crack paring possible. Gin would only smile at Zellse, like he does anything else, and ask him if he wanted to join.


3 (Nicciele) falls in love with 6 (Masa). 8 (Ado) is jealous. What happens?

Nothing. Nicciele can't fall in love, let alone with a small shinigami. Love, just like kittens, the Pope, Luke Skywalker and the Blue Man Group, he just couldn't care less about. He'd no sooner chop off his own genitals than fall in love. Leaving Ado to be jealous at nothing but his ass's own reflection.

4 (Diran) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue: 10 (Zellse), 2 (Hanataro) or 7 (Gin).

Best bet would be Hanataro. Diran would be so busy hugging him that I would have a chance to get away. Besides that, Zellse would have Diran gut me and Gin would only watch.... with that smile....

1 (Riku) decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?

Haven't we already been down this road? Riku cooks a mediocre meatloaf and tells everyone to f*** off, politely, as they try to tell him what's wrong with it. And yes, he can cook a meatloaf in fifteen minutes, deal with it.


3 (Nicciele) has to marry wither 8 (Ado), 4 (Diran) or 9 (Cat). Who do they choose?

Weeell, since Nicciele seems like the type who'd not want to be with a male would probably choose Cat... than kill her... slowly, painfully. Poor Cat.

7 (Gin) kidnaps 2 (Hanataro) and demands something from 5 (Nuube) for 2's release. What is it?

Five-million in unmarked bills all in hundreds packed into brown suitcases and left at a local Starbucks. She has four hours.

Everyone gangs up on 3 (Nicciele). Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Question is, does everyone ELSE stand a chance?

Everyone is invited to 2 (Hanataro) and 10's (Zellse) wedding except for 8 (Ado). How do they react?

He'd go blow the place up, after questioning Zellse on his choice of life partner.

Why is 6 (Masa) afraid of 7 (Gin)?

It's that damn smile I tell ya... Gin looks like he is gonna rape everyone within talking distance.

1 (Riku) arrives late for 2 (Hanataro) and 10's (Zellse) wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Riku doesn't show up. He saw the dust and smoke cloud from home.

5 (Nuube) and 9 (Cat) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

I run away, not sure which one I should be more afraid of.

9 (Cat) murders 2's (Hanataro) best friend. What does 2 do to get them back?

He has a scalpel, use your imagination.

6 (Masa) and 1 (Riku) are in mortal danger! Only one of them can survive, does 6 save themselves or 1?

Masa would save Riku, no question about it. The thing is, would Riku let Masa save him?

8 (Ado) and 3 (Nicciele) go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

They pillage a nearby village looking for virgin sacrifices.

5 (Nuube) is in an accident and horribly injured. What does 9 (Cat) do?

Invite her to a strip club, duh!

Now it's Aly's turn XDD

[Aly]

Hai hai, I got it~ Be the way, Tobobobobobo? WAY TO PUT REN-KUN COMPLETELY OOC. -whaps- And D-nee . . . isn't this a meme from dA? o.o

1.Akina
2.Riku
3.Renjiro
4.Masaharu
5.Kagoko
6.Niccele
7.Ado
8.Toushirou
9.Kyouraku
10.Ichigo


4 (Masa) invites 3 (Ren) and 8 (Shiro) to dinner at their place. What happens?
A quiet, somewhat awkward dinner because Shiro-chan feels out of place and Masa and Ren feel nervous eating with a taichou~ But other than that it's a very nice dinner, with good food and fresh tea!

9 (Kyouraku) tries to get 5 (Kago) to go to a strip club.
-facepalm- First, Shun wouldn't do that (unless he was mad drunk), since he's got Nanao. Plus, Kago-chan would decline politely, then FLEEEEEEEEEE.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who do you choose, 1 (Aki) or 6 (Nicciele).
AKI. The only thing she'll do to me is bug me about my non-existent chest and lack of fashionable clothes, and then make me wear some of hers for kicks and pictures. I like my life, kthx.

2 (Riku) and 7 (Ado) are making out. 10 (Ichigo) walks in. What is their reaction?
First off . . . let's assume that Riku tripped down a flight of stairs or something, and so happened to land on Ado. That or Ado is plastered and Riku would therefore be flailing for help. Either case, Deathberry would be all WTF!? and either walk away and pretend he never saw anything or try and kill Ado. Emphasis on try.

3 (Ren) falls in love with 6 (Nicciele). 8 (Shiro) is jealous. What happens?
. . . . . . . . . . . . Words cannot describe the wtffacepalm of this entire situation.

4 (Masa) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue: 10 (Ichigo), 2 (Riku) or 7 (Ado).
Huh . . . well, Ado's out, because he wouldn't give a shit about the tiny Asian human girl. Riku might save me, but since it's Masa he probably wouldn't interfere. So that leaves Ichigo, because he's all "RAWRRR PROTECTION" . . . wait a second . . . D-NEE!!!! WAI MASA ATTACK ME!? oAo

1 (Aki) decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
I see two possibilities: either Aki is still trying to figure out what the hell all the appliances do (unless the show is located in Soul Society, in which this wouldn't be happening) or all of the male population present have fainted from bloodloss and the punyu-punyu overload.

3 (Ren) has to marry wither 8 (Shiro) , 4 (Masa) or 9 (Kyouraku). Who do they choose?
. . . . . . . . . BUT REN DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!!!!!!!!

7 (Ado) kidnaps 2 (Riku) and demands something from 5 (Kago) for 2 (Riku)'s release. What is it?
I'm actually not quite sure . . . probably her life, and then he'd kill Riku anyways.

Everyone gangs up on 3 (Ren). Does 3 (Ren) have a chance in hell?
Well, against the other seats/non-seated, yeah. But with the arrancar and taichou? Sorry, Ren, I love you, you're hot, you're awesome, you're my precious Bleach brainchild, but if EVERYONE goes after you, you're fucked.

Everyone is invited to 2 (Riku) and 10 (Ichigo)'s wedding except for 8 (Shiro). How do they react?
Wait, why is Ichigo with Riku!? -whaps Ichigo- Bad Deathberry! You're supposed to be with the Shinigami who sleeps in your closet!!! Either way, I think Shiro-chan wouldn't really give a damn, because he'd just think the entire thing is a bother.

Why is 6 (Nicciele) afraid of 7 (Ado)?
If that actually happened, the universe would implode upon itself.

1 (Aki) arrives late for 2 (Riku) and 10 (Ichigo)'s wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Errrr . . . iunno really . . . I'm still trying to mentally rearrange the letters in Riku's name and add an "A" at the end. Probably Aki laughing her ass off while she congratulates the "happy couple" and comments on how she would have never guessed that the two of them bent that way. As to why . . . she was busy picking out clothes?

5 (Kago) and 9 (Kyouraku) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Roll my eyes at Shun, because it was probably his fault, and let them stay over. Then later I'd tend to Kago's hangover and leave Shun to his (or lack thereof). And then scold the man.

9 (Kyouraku) murders 2 (Riku)'s best friend. What does 2 (Riku) do to get them back?
oAo WAI SHUN WAI~ Riku wouldn't do anything to Shun directly, since he IS his taichou. He'd mourn Masa (and maybe go and bust in several Hollows to vent) but believe that it was an imposter who disguised himself as Shun to create dissention in the Seireitei ranks and would then go to find said imposter and get revenge.

6 (Niccele) and 1 (Aki) are in mortal danger! Only one of them can survive, does 6 (Nicciele) save themselves or 1 (Aki)?
Sorry Aki, we all know the answer to this one.

8 (Shiro) and 3 (Ren) go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Hunting timez~!! 8DDDDD Flash-frozen sashimi, anyone? =P

5 (Kago) is in an accident and horribly injured. What does 9 (Kyouraku) do?
O wow, what are the chances of that? Shun would be the good taichou he is and carry Kago off to Yonbantai, and possibly visit her while she's recovering. Later, Mommy-taichou gives Kago a scolding.

Damn, who else is there to tag? oAo

[Bishiglomper]

Meme from DA? Noooooo whatever makes you think that? ;

...I don't remember ever saying I was creative. =w=

[Aly]

I got bored and made another one~ 8DDDDD -so not procrastinating on finishing profiles-

1. Gin
2. Rukia
3. Ishida
4. Orihime
5. Toushirou
6. Nicciele
7. Mischelle
8. Hanatarou
9. Rangiku
10. Ichigo


4 (Hime) invites 3 (Ishi) and 8 (Hana) to dinner at their place. What happens?
Ishi and Hana-chan choke down the strange concoctions Orihime whips up, Ishi because he doesn't want to hurt his precious Hime's feelings, and Hana-chan because he's just too nice. Both end up getting stomach aches afterward.

9 (Rangi) tries to get 5 (Shiro) to go to a strip club.
Lots of indignant yelling and blushing on Shiro-chan's part. Rangi doesn't care and waltzes off with him anyways. xDDDD

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who do you choose, 1 (Gin) or 6 (Nicciele).
._. Can I choose the option of sleeping outside? I'd rather sleep outside.

2 (Rukia) and 7 (Mischelle) are making out. 10 (Ichigo) walks in. What is their reaction?
Deathberry: LEGGO OF MY WOMAN, BIZZNATCH!!!!!!!! –attempts to beat down Turtlecar-

3 (Ishi) falls in love with 6 (Nicciele). 8 (Hana) is jealous. What happens?
DDDDDDDD< BAD QUINCY!!!!!!! GO BACK TO YOUR HIME NAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

4 (Hime) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue: 10 (Ichigo), 2 (Rukia) or 7 (Mischelle).
I think Deathberry and Ruki would be too busy with each other. That and they wouldn't care because Hime is . . . Hime. Turtlecar is too lazy to do anything. Plus, I could probably kick Hime's butt any time of the day, so I think I'm good.

1 (Gin) decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
Everyone's dead and the batshit is just sitting there looking totally innocent as he bakes himself a cake.

3 (Ishi) has to marry wither 8 (Hana) , 4 (Hime) or 9 (Rangi). Who do they choose?
Uhm, painfully obvious is not painful or obvious. /sarcasm Hime of course!!!!

7 (Mischelle) kidnaps 2 (Rukia) and demands something from 5 (Shiro) for 2 (Rukia)'s release. What is it?
Probably his life. Or a match. Depends on what Fishcar ordered her to do.

Everyone gangs up on 3 (Ishi). Does 3 (Ishi) have a chance in hell?
Sorry Ishi. I know K-nee loves you, and you're pretty cool and all . . . but you don't stand a chance.

Everyone is invited to 2 (Rukia) and 10 (Ichigo)'s wedding except for 8 (Hana). How do they react?
ICHIRUKI!!!!!!!!!! 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THE WORLD IS RIGHT AGAIN. Well, except for the Hana-chan-not-invited-to-wedding thing. Most probably Deathberry just forgot about the poor kid. As for Hana . . . he'd probably sit in a corner of woe and cry a little.

Why is 6 (Nicciele) afraid of 7 (Mischelle)?
Not so much afraid as creeped out. I think. Because Mischelle would probably be all over him the moment she got the chance.

1 (Gin) arrives late for 2 (Rukia) and 10 (Ichigo)'s wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Late because he was cleaning the bloodstains off his haori. What happens . . . Deathberry attempts to give the batshit the boot to the curb before he kills anyone.

5 (Shiro) and 9 (Rangi) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Oh dear God. Someone lock my Shiro fangirl in her room of solitary confinement now. Uhmm . . . Well, it was probably Rangi's fault, so I'd just roll my eyes at her. And attempt to readjust her shirt so she doesn't start showing unnecessary skin everywhere. And get her to stop giving Shiro-chan Marshmallow Hell. My chance to huggle Shiro-chan and treat him like a little brother. 8DDDDDD I'll probably have to deal with his hangover once he wakes up . . .

9 (Rangi) murders 2 (Rukia)'s best friend. What does 2 (Rukia) do to get them back?
oAo RANGI WTF. Rukia, it's not Rangi, I SWEAR.

6 (Nicciele) and 1 (Gin) are in mortal danger! Only one of them can survive, does 6 (Nicciele) save themselves or 1 (Gin)?
Himself, obviously. Though Gin'd probably be able to save himself too . . .

8 (Hana) and 3 (Ishi) go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Cancel the trip and go home. xD

5 (Shiro) is in an accident and horribly injured. What does 9 (Rangi) do?
o.o Shouldn't this be the other way around? Rangi would freak out, obviously. I mean, seriously, Shiro-chan's a tough lil squirt. If the accident was that bad that it could horribly injure the guy. . . She'd celebrate the fact that she doesn't have him nagging her to do the paperwork though. xDDDD